- No shaving
- No complaining
- No staying home if someone invites you out
- No ennui
In any confounding situation simply ask yourself, “What would Beowulf do?”
Bullshit! What would Grendel do?
More like what would come if Beowulf fucked Grendel’s mom and gave birth.
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I’m assuming you mean the no shaving part and not the no staying home part because that’s not gonna change. Besides, I...
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Are you seeing this Joshie? March is your month.
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More like what would come if Beowulf fucked Grendel’s mom and gave birth.
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I’m dropping the no...bit but this is something I can get behind.
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procrastination....apologies. Take things head on.
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attention bullshit baby vagina owning half-men that i know: THIS.
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fixed for universal approach.
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